Various crappy epiphanies

Just in case I die in car accident or something I thought I'd better release my wisdom into the world:

To stay with the fatalism theme: Death is the ultimate loss of control. We commit suicide when we feel we have lost control. So we commit suicide to take control of our own deaths. We also join religions for the same reason.

Why do we let kids see violence on TV and in movies but not let them see anything to do with sex? Sex is embarrassing. Violence is not. Blame the Puritans.

Why can't I say the forbidden n-word when black people say it all the time? It's called self deprecation. It applies to groups too.

Spider-man Skating on Thin Ice in 30 Seconds and Crayon

Here's my latest entry into Chris's The Invincible Super Blog's 30 Second Recap Contest. It's really horrible. I seem to have forgotten how to draw a lightning bolt. And everything else, for that matter. Oh well. I also forgot Spidey's costume is mostly blue in that one picture. Also I drew him upside-down a lot for some reason. I guess I just find it funny. Anyways it's based on a 1990 anti-drug comic commissioned by the Canadian Association of Chiefs of Police and Health and Welfare Canada. Written by Dwayne McDuffie and drawn by Alex Saviuk. Cover by Todd McFarlane. I know it's wrong but I love McFarlane's Spider-man. So sue me.